Agent: Tell me about Sarah Rice.

Lindsey: Waitress, grew up in Marine County, strangled in 2003. She was 26.

Agent: You sound like you´re reading from a phone book.

Lindsey: You want an interpretive dance??!?

Eli: It just makes me think...

Chinese: (nods) ..what has god done for you lately.

Eli: Well, yeah!! This guy he grants center piece and me- he just scares the crap out of.

Chinese: Maybe god´s showing you his love by scaring the crap out of you.

I didn´t come here for a theology seminar,
i came here so you can stick me with a needle
so that my life can stop
providing it´s own soundtrack.

Kate: So you really don´t know what that was?
Jessica: No!
Kate: Interesting. (Pause)
Tell me, what else was it like?
Jessica: Overwhelming. Entirely.
Kate: But not in a bad way?
Jessica: No!
Kate: Like your body and your emotions weren´t different things anymore?
Jessica: Yeah!
Kate: (dry) You´re in love. (then walks ahead)

Charlotte: Why do you even care? You have Steve.

Miranda: I don´t have Steve. There is no having of the Steve. We´re just friends.

Woman: "I don´t see marriage."

Charlotte: "What?"

Woman: "I´m sorry, i just don´t see marriage in the cards."

Charlotte: "How can you just say that? What about... what about my feelings?"

Woman: "Honey, I´m a psychic, not a shrink."

Gloria Gaynor:
..."Not so fast, not so fast. Somebody has gone through a lot of trouble to hear you sing a number with me"

Charlie:
(sings): Twelve!
There. I sang a number. I´m going home."

Bree: "...and perhaps that anger began, when we exiled you to the nursery. I´m just trying to learn from my mistakes."
Andrew: "So, I´m...what? Like the first pancake?"